help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Randomize
