we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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