I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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