I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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