no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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