he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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"Do you have a cleaver, cuz I wanna pound ur pussy" works for me
Grammar Nazi 101 ftl
Oh I get it! It's funny because normally she would be turned off by that lame pickup line but this time she was too intoxicated to care!
because your eyes were so bloodshot they looked like a roadmap of downtown.
The rest of the line should be ...I'm lost in your eyes and want to get into your pussy
That's cool, but I wouldn't use that line.
Not too drunk too care.. Too slutty.
You wanna know how I got this kickass car?
Did u clean those jeans in windex cause I can see myself in them
Stay classy, New Jersey.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
And yet you still let him put it in your ass
this happened to me a couple of days ago!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME