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  • 70 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:12pm
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    "Do you have a cleaver, cuz I wanna pound ur pussy" works for me

  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:12am
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    Grammar Nazi 101 ftl

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:04am
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    Oh I get it! It's funny because normally she would be turned off by that lame pickup line but this time she was too intoxicated to care! -Jeff

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:06am
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    That's cool, but I wouldn't use that line.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:14pm
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    Did u clean those jeans in windex cause I can see myself in them

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:26am
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    because your eyes were so bloodshot they looked like a roadmap of downtown.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:08am
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    The rest of the line should be ...I'm lost in your eyes and want to get into your pussy

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:38pm
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    this happened to me a couple of days ago!

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:36pm
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    Not too drunk too care.. Too slutty.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:02pm
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:18pm
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    Stay classy, New Jersey.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03am
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:10am
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    You wanna know how I got this kickass car? -Bat man

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:02am
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    And yet you still let him put it in your ass