he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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"Do you have a cleaver, cuz I wanna pound ur pussy" works for me
Grammar Nazi 101 ftl
Oh I get it! It's funny because normally she would be turned off by that lame pickup line but this time she was too intoxicated to care! -Jeff
The rest of the line should be ...I'm lost in your eyes and want to get into your pussy
because your eyes were so bloodshot they looked like a roadmap of downtown.
That's cool, but I wouldn't use that line.
You wanna know how I got this kickass car? -Bat man
Did u clean those jeans in windex cause I can see myself in them
Not too drunk too care.. Too slutty.
You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker
Stay classy, New Jersey.
And yet you still let him put it in your ass
this happened to me a couple of days ago!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
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