Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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