He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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would it really of mattered if it was 5 or 6 miles? either way i think he wasn't planning on seeing you at all.. now get back to the kitchen
5 miles wasn't inferred in the cited text. maybe you're only worth 5 blocks.
gas is too expensive and all that can go to drinking money
maybe your cooter stinks
Fat bitches, fat bitches, ayyyyyyy, fat bitches, fat bitches, ayyy. I threw some peanut butter on my shit and she went to work lmfaooo. hiddenTIGERATTACKKK !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
This is a smart man
HA HA! Sucks to be you. Not even a brown paper bag would help you.. Or him.
haha ouch, your beauty aint worth your booty........
Your probably fat