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  • Hookers!

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 16, 11 at 11:29pm
  • How about you get a job, lazy ass? You'd be able to get your own bank account.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 17, 11 at 1:33am
  • id theft for great justice

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 16, 11 at 4:44pm
  • drug addiction will bring sympathy.. and possibly more $$

    Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:20pm
  • Tell them you're too stupid to count.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 16, 11 at 9:54pm
  • Gambling addiction this time and then when it happens again in 6 months you can say you moved to a drug addiction

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 16, 11 at 8:32pm
  • Skydiving? I know that's where all my money went... That, beer, and weed. :)

    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Nov 19, 11 at 10:31am
  • You're clearly not clever enough to have either if you have to ask

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Nov 18, 11 at 6:57am
  • Neither. Just 'being bad at managing money' is the only one that won't land you in rehab.

    Submitted by KOM76 on Jul 15, 12 at 12:20am
  • Both?????

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 16, 11 at 10:14pm
  • I'd say gambling. It is stupid. I mean, gambling has an expectation value for profit that is negative, whereas drugs give you a great deal of pleasure, so it is bizarre that society finds the former more acceptible than the latter.

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 19, 11 at 4:04am
  • What are you actually addicted to? Heroin? Alcohol? Strippers? Info-mercials? Home shopping network? \nAwesome!

    Submitted by CharlieNYNY on Nov 16, 11 at 5:25pm