We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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