I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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