i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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