You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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