Got a toothbrush?
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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