your thong is hanging out like whoa
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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