We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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