At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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