new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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