I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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