:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize