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  • 91 44
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 22, 11 at 3:14pm

    Arelliot. How does it feel being that guy no one likes?

  • 74 49
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:22pm

    Damnit where do u find girls like this

    • 63 46
      Submitted by carter_ronin on Dec 22, 11 at 5:35pm

      it starts with the size of your a) penis, or b) bank account ... then they find you...

      • 59 51
        Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 6:28pm

        ...and know how to put it down. Or else piss your money away on them.

        • 61 49
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 7:03pm

          Now now boys, we aren't all opportunistic gold diggers! There are women in the world that aren't looking to cash in. And yes, sometimes it is simply a matter of an animalistic lust for flesh.

          • 56 56
            Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 7:26pm

            It's an observation, not a criticism. It's all good as long as you know what's up.

            • 52 50
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 8:54pm

              Agreed; no games, no bullshit is wonderful in theory, but most people aren't that candid regardless of gender.

            • 60 42
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 7:13am

              Oh,most won't say but it's an easy read. Let them lead, do you end up in bed, or shopping..

            • 51 56
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 10:39am

              Can't say I've ever ended up shopping with a guy, nope.

  • 64 48
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 23, 11 at 8:02am

    Now you are one step closer to understanding the male brain.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by DaniShmani on Dec 22, 11 at 4:44pm

    If you're hot enough, every girl is like this.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by spartacuslv on Dec 22, 11 at 4:09pm

    Yes where do you meet girls like this

  • 61 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 22, 11 at 3:12pm

    Slut!

  • 55 48
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Dec 22, 11 at 6:27pm

    the most true statement i have ever read on here.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by arelliott08 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:11pm

    First