I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
