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  • Once again, it all comes down to dicks and pussies.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Jul 2, 12 at 9:28am
  • Because cats cancel out dick. No guy wants their dick ignored for a cat.

    Submitted by DiegoFraDiablo on Jul 2, 12 at 7:52pm
  • because nobody wants a hair-balls

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 2, 12 at 11:03am
  • You sound fat.

    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jul 4, 12 at 12:07am
  • You can Grandma, it's called heaven.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jul 2, 12 at 1:01pm
  • because cat-ladies' homes smell of cats. badly. its hard to get it up, when you're trying not to vomit.

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 2, 12 at 10:39am
  • This is the kind of think that leads to becoming an old lady that has sex with hundreds of cats

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 2, 12 at 12:30pm
  • Because you can't have your cock and eat it too!!! Lol

    Submitted by gafffney233 on Jul 8, 12 at 10:34am
  • Mildly difficult. The "crazy cat lady" image comes with not being able to socialize. Want dick, ditch the cats. Want cats, forfeit dick.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 2, 12 at 5:01pm