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  • 86 55
    Submitted by Mactastic on Jul 2, 12 at 9:28am

    Once again, it all comes down to dicks and pussies.

  • 75 56
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 2, 12 at 11:03am

    because nobody wants a hair-balls

  • 72 51
    Submitted by DiegoFraDiablo on Jul 2, 12 at 7:52pm

    Because cats cancel out dick. No guy wants their dick ignored for a cat.

  • 66 48
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jul 4, 12 at 12:07am

    You sound fat.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jul 2, 12 at 1:01pm

    You can Grandma, it's called heaven.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 2, 12 at 10:39am

    because cat-ladies' homes smell of cats. badly. its hard to get it up, when you're trying not to vomit.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 2, 12 at 12:30pm

    This is the kind of think that leads to becoming an old lady that has sex with hundreds of cats

  • 45 40
    Submitted by gafffney233 on Jul 8, 12 at 10:34am

    Because you can't have your cock and eat it too!!! Lol

  • 53 61
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 2, 12 at 5:01pm

    Mildly difficult. The "crazy cat lady" image comes with not being able to socialize. Want dick, ditch the cats. Want cats, forfeit dick.