There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Once again, it all comes down to dicks and pussies.
Because cats cancel out dick. No guy wants their dick ignored for a cat.
because nobody wants a hair-balls
You sound fat.
You can Grandma, it's called heaven.
because cat-ladies' homes smell of cats. badly. its hard to get it up, when you're trying not to vomit.
This is the kind of think that leads to becoming an old lady that has sex with hundreds of cats
Mildly difficult. The "crazy cat lady" image comes with not being able to socialize. Want dick, ditch the cats. Want cats, forfeit dick.
Because you can't have your cock and eat it too!!! Lol