problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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