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  • 97 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:31pm

    What's so wrong with flaunting what you have? I doubt they were literally hanging out. She probably just had a low cut top.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:25am

    this isnt a funny text the end.

  • 83 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:29am

    when you talk about God, "Him" is capitalized! and God probably didn't give you those gifts, a plastic surgeon is my guess

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:44pm

    This girl is more of a slut than any catholic school girl I've met. Take this up with the people on the pregnancy post!

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:15am

    I'm going to hell by you're my hero!!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:06am

    Ha some Jesus lover for sure is gonna shut this one down..,bring it cuz this for sure funny shit!

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:38pm

    Pics or it didn't happen

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:10am

    Haha niice 11:44, agreed

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:52pm

    Yes i'm sure he really appreciated that.

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:53pm

    No 9:31 she literally went to church with her boobs hanging out of her shirt for everyone to see...

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:49pm

    I'd love to yank on your nipples while I blow a load all over your tits.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:01pm

    Get ur shit together tfln mods u suck!!

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:15am

    the OP thinks her tits are hot stuff. All talk. Show 'em, bitch

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:00pm

    Taken directly from the Sarah Silverman Program. Good to see they are just letting quotes from random shows on here. My Rodney Dangerfield/Mitch Hedberg Texts will be the best ever!

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:14am

    also, in a recent american dad episode

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:32pm

    When u go back to church pray for self esteem please oh and don't have children spare the world from spreading the stupidity gene to the next generation Have a nice day

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:09pm

    Sinners have more fun!

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:28pm

    Godblrss you my child

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:50pm

    Rollllllllllllllllllllll tideeee rollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    she probably had them stuffed into her pants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:35am

    haha my role model!!