You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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