What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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That brings new meaning to having the runs...
The fact that you were running through an elementary school playground... during lunchtime.
when you're running down the street, and you feel something hit your feet...
Well, I slipped in human shit and dropped my phone in a storm drain on the way home last night.
The fact that you were running backwards?