Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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