ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"