quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm sobbing to NWA
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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