Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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