Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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