I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Sender will be a self-made millionaire for sure.
And by future I assume you mean past or you're getting drunk in elementary school
I dont think it will be handjobs bc anyone can give themselves one. Example. If you could print money you wouldnt have a job. So It has to be something you cant do yourself. Therefore it will have to have to be BJs. BJs forsure! BJs for FREE! BJs for EVERYONE! Lets celebrate
No one can get me off like I can get me off. So handjobs aren't that cool.
It won't be pennies! Those nasty dirty things...you're onto something.
Then what would blowies be???
Sounds like they might be the currency of your future if you dont watch yourself