I wanna passion pit in your ass
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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