when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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That is fucking brilliant.
I can only guess of the amount of chicks I blew it with because I couldn't remember their names.
There is a special place in the afterlife for you...
and I like your style, 9:15
You may have just saved my life.
Well played, sir, well played.
Not bullshit! I used to rename boys at the bar when I was too drunk to remember. I would tell them they looked like a Paul or something and say I'm gonna call you Paul. Of course, if I can't remember their name, they usually don't make it to my bedroom...
this is effing genius!!
I hope you meet a girl whose middle name is Mike.
I've actually done this a couple times before too. They think it's sweet. Great minds think alike.
Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)
I'm so sure I fucked you.
9:19... i think he's trying to say green with envy?
What if they don't have a middle name?
TFLN and it's errors, hate me.
This is all fun and games until the person doesn't have a middle name. "Baby" is pretty universal, stick to that!
You sir, are a genius.
thank god, i never remember guys names in the morning.
when i'm bored i invent things i would like to happen and snd them to tfln
I've used this technique at least 3 times.
This is the best idea ever. I need to start using it.
We owe you a great debt.
best idea ever! however, i never remember a guys name in the morning either, so if they ask mine at least i get to hear their name too!
Portland oregon everybody. This is sadder and
Funnier than when I saw a Portland man
Unlike the douches on here, I don't care whether it's fake, real, whatever. This is a great idea and I for one will be using this.
8:57, green isn't a good color on you
one time i said, "what do your friends call you?" she said her name again. then i said, oh i would have assumed they called you jazzmaster cuz she was in my jazz class. Stupid, but worked.
what kind of chicks are you banging that they don't have middle names?
You're makin oregon look damn good bro! that move is genius!
wouldnt it just be easier to aske them what their driving licence pic looks like?
I would hope that these girls would be smart enough to see through that bullshit! I rarely tell anyone my middle name. I dunno. It's just something I don't do until I get to know you well enough.
Funny text though.
what do you do when there is no middle name smart ass?
You make one up for her and call her that. You are way overthinking this.
Thank you for the advice sir
this is such a lame text. Pity the fool that tries this out
THAT IS SO SMART!
This is the most useful advice I've ever heard on this site...
if its just a lay, there's no need to even go through all that to try and get a name. just don't address her. if you want to see her again just start callin her cutie, boo, sexy, etc until you hear or see her name again.
[seeing it in print (license, college id) LOL] will ALWAYS help you remember better fyi
Hmm smart...but you're fucked if you find a chick that doesn't have a middle name :) I know three.
any girl that hears this is going to leave your bed pronto pee-wee. Get a life
I ask her how she spells it. if its normal spelled, I say that I have a friend named that who spells it differently.
It works every time.
If you already have her in bed, why ask?
why be embarassed if you can't remember the girl's name? It's not as if you care about her once you tap it
hah, I'd love to wake up to you one morning ... I don't have a middle name :P
no 4:27 is a dumb ass... i haaaate when guys (other than a boyfriend) call me baby. like you just fucking met me... don't call me your baby
Thats fucking the smartest idea i have heard in a long time.
FUCKING BRILLIANT, that is it.
If I don't remember the guy's name, I'll just scream louder and pretend I didn't hear him. Then later on I'll wait until someone else says his name.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
this is such a win.
How is this a "good night"!?!? Not even knowing what a girls name is that you are having sex with just means you're a whore!!!
I'm totally doing that form now on... good call
That's pretty freaking funny...
GENUIS OR CRAP...............GENUIS
You sir are a genius