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  • 92 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:16am

    That is fucking brilliant. I can only guess of the amount of chicks I blew it with because I couldn't remember their names. There is a special place in the afterlife for you...

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:59am

    Dear OP: You may have just saved my life. Signed,

  • 70 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:41am

    hahahhaha and I like your style, 9:15

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:48am

    Well played, sir, well played.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:51am

    this is effing genius!!

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:00am

    Not bullshit! I used to rename boys at the bar when I was too drunk to remember. I would tell them they looked like a Paul or something and say I'm gonna call you Paul. Of course, if I can't remember their name, they usually don't make it to my bedroom...

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Blingz on Nov 10, 10 at 9:14am

    Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21pm

    thank god, i never remember guys names in the morning.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:30am

    What if they don't have a middle name?

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:36am

    I hope you meet a girl whose middle name is Mike.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:13pm

    I've used this technique at least 3 times.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:17am

    You make one up for her and call her that. You are way overthinking this.

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Blingz on Nov 10, 10 at 9:14am

    Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:45am

    TFLN and it's errors, hate me.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:30pm

    You sir, are a genius.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:51pm

    one time i said, "what do your friends call you?" she said her name again. then i said, oh i would have assumed they called you jazzmaster cuz she was in my jazz class. Stupid, but worked.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:06pm

    wouldnt it just be easier to aske them what their driving licence pic looks like?

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:48am

    9:19... i think he's trying to say green with envy?

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:06pm

    I would hope that these girls would be smart enough to see through that bullshit! I rarely tell anyone my middle name. I dunno. It's just something I don't do until I get to know you well enough. Funny text though.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:23pm

    I'm so sure I fucked you.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:06pm

    I've actually done this a couple times before too. They think it's sweet. Great minds think alike.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:57am

    when i'm bored i invent things i would like to happen and snd them to tfln

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    This is all fun and games until the person doesn't have a middle name. "Baby" is pretty universal, stick to that!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:45pm

    what kind of chicks are you banging that they don't have middle names? canadians?

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:50am

    Portland oregon everybody. This is sadder and Funnier than when I saw a Portland man F$

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:10am

    We owe you a great debt.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:15am

    8:57, green isn't a good color on you

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:31pm

    if its just a lay, there's no need to even go through all that to try and get a name. just don't address her. if you want to see her again just start callin her cutie, boo, sexy, etc until you hear or see her name again. [seeing it in print (license, college id) LOL] will ALWAYS help you remember better fyi

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    no 4:27 is a dumb ass... i haaaate when guys (other than a boyfriend) call me baby. like you just fucking met me... don't call me your baby

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:46pm

    Unlike the douches on here, I don't care whether it's fake, real, whatever. This is a great idea and I for one will be using this.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:12pm

    You're makin oregon look damn good bro! that move is genius!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:10am

    any girl that hears this is going to leave your bed pronto pee-wee. Get a life

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:18am

    Thank you for the advice sir

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:40pm

    This is the best idea ever. I need to start using it.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:16pm

    This is the most useful advice I've ever heard on this site...

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:41pm

    what do you do when there is no middle name smart ass?

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:32pm

    That's pretty freaking funny...

  • 46 61
    Submitted by nenefoxie on Jun 30, 10 at 5:08pm

    Hmm smart...but you're fucked if you find a chick that doesn't have a middle name :) I know three.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:57pm

    best idea ever! however, i never remember a guys name in the morning either, so if they ask mine at least i get to hear their name too!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:21am

    I ask her how she spells it. if its normal spelled, I say that I have a friend named that who spells it differently. It works every time.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:31am

    this is such a lame text. Pity the fool that tries this out

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 5:45pm

    THAT IS SO SMART!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:53pm

    this is such a win.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:26pm

    Thats fucking the smartest idea i have heard in a long time.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:26pm

    GENUIS OR CRAP...............GENUIS

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:06pm

    FUCKING BRILLIANT, that is it.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:33pm

    I'm totally doing that form now on... good call

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:17am

    hah, I'd love to wake up to you one morning ... I don't have a middle name :P

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:23am

    why be embarassed if you can't remember the girl's name? It's not as if you care about her once you tap it

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:44pm

    If you already have her in bed, why ask?

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:16pm

    How is this a "good night"!?!? Not even knowing what a girls name is that you are having sex with just means you're a whore!!! 

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:31pm

    You sir are a genius

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:12pm

    If I don't remember the guy's name, I'll just scream louder and pretend I didn't hear him. Then later on I'll wait until someone else says his name. -The quiet girl in the corner.