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  • Dear OP: You may have just saved my life. Signed,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:59am
  • Well played, sir, well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:48am
  • Not bullshit! I used to rename boys at the bar when I was too drunk to remember. I would tell them they looked like a Paul or something and say I'm gonna call you Paul. Of course, if I can't remember their name, they usually don't make it to my bedroom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:00am
  • That is fucking brilliant. I can only guess of the amount of chicks I blew it with because I couldn't remember their names. There is a special place in the afterlife for you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:16am
  • Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)

    Submitted by Blingz on Nov 10, 10 at 9:14am
  • I'm so sure I fucked you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:23pm
  • We owe you a great debt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:10am
  • I've actually done this a couple times before too. They think it's sweet. Great minds think alike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:06pm
  • You sir, are a genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:30pm
  • TFLN and it's errors, hate me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:45am
  • hahahhaha and I like your style, 9:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:41am
  • when i'm bored i invent things i would like to happen and snd them to tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:57am
  • 8:57, green isn't a good color on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:15am
  • This is the best idea ever. I need to start using it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Thank you for the advice sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:18am
  • Portland oregon everybody. This is sadder and Funnier than when I saw a Portland man F$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:50am
  • THAT IS SO SMART!

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 5:45pm
  • this is such a lame text. Pity the fool that tries this out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:31am
  • one time i said, "what do your friends call you?" she said her name again. then i said, oh i would have assumed they called you jazzmaster cuz she was in my jazz class. Stupid, but worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)

    Submitted by Blingz on Nov 10, 10 at 9:14am
  • I hope you meet a girl whose middle name is Mike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:36am
  • This is the most useful advice I've ever heard on this site...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:16pm
  • why be embarassed if you can't remember the girl's name? It's not as if you care about her once you tap it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:23am
  • this is effing genius!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:51am
  • Hmm smart...but you're fucked if you find a chick that doesn't have a middle name :) I know three.

    Submitted by nenefoxie on Jun 30, 10 at 5:08pm
  • hah, I'd love to wake up to you one morning ... I don't have a middle name :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:17am
  • I ask her how she spells it. if its normal spelled, I say that I have a friend named that who spells it differently. It works every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:21am
  • If you already have her in bed, why ask?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I've used this technique at least 3 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:13pm
  • This is all fun and games until the person doesn't have a middle name. "Baby" is pretty universal, stick to that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:27pm
  • What if they don't have a middle name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:30am
  • 9:19... i think he's trying to say green with envy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:48am
  • How is this a "good night"!?!? Not even knowing what a girls name is that you are having sex with just means you're a whore!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:16pm
  • thank god, i never remember guys names in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21pm
  • You're makin oregon look damn good bro! that move is genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Unlike the douches on here, I don't care whether it's fake, real, whatever. This is a great idea and I for one will be using this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:46pm
  • what do you do when there is no middle name smart ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:41pm
  • if its just a lay, there's no need to even go through all that to try and get a name. just don't address her. if you want to see her again just start callin her cutie, boo, sexy, etc until you hear or see her name again. [seeing it in print (license, college id) LOL] will ALWAYS help you remember better fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:31pm
  • best idea ever! however, i never remember a guys name in the morning either, so if they ask mine at least i get to hear their name too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:57pm
  • what kind of chicks are you banging that they don't have middle names? canadians?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I would hope that these girls would be smart enough to see through that bullshit! I rarely tell anyone my middle name. I dunno. It's just something I don't do until I get to know you well enough. Funny text though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:06pm
  • wouldnt it just be easier to aske them what their driving licence pic looks like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:06pm
  • You make one up for her and call her that. You are way overthinking this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:17am
  • any girl that hears this is going to leave your bed pronto pee-wee. Get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:10am
  • FUCKING BRILLIANT, that is it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:06pm
  • no 4:27 is a dumb ass... i haaaate when guys (other than a boyfriend) call me baby. like you just fucking met me... don't call me your baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • this is such a win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:53pm
  • That's pretty freaking funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Thats fucking the smartest idea i have heard in a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:26pm
  • I'm totally doing that form now on... good call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:33pm
  • If I don't remember the guy's name, I'll just scream louder and pretend I didn't hear him. Then later on I'll wait until someone else says his name. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:12pm
  • GENUIS OR CRAP...............GENUIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:26pm
  • You sir are a genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:31pm
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