Not bullshit! I used to rename boys at the bar when I was too drunk to remember. I would tell them they looked like a Paul or something and say I'm gonna call you Paul. Of course, if I can't remember their name, they usually don't make it to my bedroom...
That is fucking brilliant.
I can only guess of the amount of chicks I blew it with because I couldn't remember their names.
There is a special place in the afterlife for you...
one time i said, "what do your friends call you?" she said her name again. then i said, oh i would have assumed they called you jazzmaster cuz she was in my jazz class. Stupid, but worked.
if its just a lay, there's no need to even go through all that to try and get a name. just don't address her. if you want to see her again just start callin her cutie, boo, sexy, etc until you hear or see her name again.
[seeing it in print (license, college id) LOL] will ALWAYS help you remember better fyi
I would hope that these girls would be smart enough to see through that bullshit! I rarely tell anyone my middle name. I dunno. It's just something I don't do until I get to know you well enough.
Funny text though.
If I don't remember the guy's name, I'll just scream louder and pretend I didn't hear him. Then later on I'll wait until someone else says his name.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
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