when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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That is fucking brilliant.
I can only guess of the amount of chicks I blew it with because I couldn't remember their names.
There is a special place in the afterlife for you...
and I like your style, 9:15
You may have just saved my life.
I've actually done this a couple times before too. They think it's sweet. Great minds think alike.
Well played, sir, well played.
Not bullshit! I used to rename boys at the bar when I was too drunk to remember. I would tell them they looked like a Paul or something and say I'm gonna call you Paul. Of course, if I can't remember their name, they usually don't make it to my bedroom...
Ya that's a good 1 nice man thanks lol=)
this is effing genius!!
I'm so sure I fucked you.
I hope you meet a girl whose middle name is Mike.
You sir, are a genius.
TFLN and it's errors, hate me.
What if they don't have a middle name?
I've used this technique at least 3 times.
9:19... i think he's trying to say green with envy?
when i'm bored i invent things i would like to happen and snd them to tfln
This is all fun and games until the person doesn't have a middle name. "Baby" is pretty universal, stick to that!
We owe you a great debt.
This is the best idea ever. I need to start using it.
8:57, green isn't a good color on you
Portland oregon everybody. This is sadder and
Funnier than when I saw a Portland man
thank god, i never remember guys names in the morning.
Thank you for the advice sir
one time i said, "what do your friends call you?" she said her name again. then i said, oh i would have assumed they called you jazzmaster cuz she was in my jazz class. Stupid, but worked.
this is such a lame text. Pity the fool that tries this out
This is the most useful advice I've ever heard on this site...
You're makin oregon look damn good bro! that move is genius!
what do you do when there is no middle name smart ass?
if its just a lay, there's no need to even go through all that to try and get a name. just don't address her. if you want to see her again just start callin her cutie, boo, sexy, etc until you hear or see her name again.
[seeing it in print (license, college id) LOL] will ALWAYS help you remember better fyi
THAT IS SO SMART!
Hmm smart...but you're fucked if you find a chick that doesn't have a middle name :) I know three.
what kind of chicks are you banging that they don't have middle names?
best idea ever! however, i never remember a guys name in the morning either, so if they ask mine at least i get to hear their name too!
hah, I'd love to wake up to you one morning ... I don't have a middle name :P
Unlike the douches on here, I don't care whether it's fake, real, whatever. This is a great idea and I for one will be using this.
I would hope that these girls would be smart enough to see through that bullshit! I rarely tell anyone my middle name. I dunno. It's just something I don't do until I get to know you well enough.
Funny text though.
wouldnt it just be easier to aske them what their driving licence pic looks like?
why be embarassed if you can't remember the girl's name? It's not as if you care about her once you tap it
I ask her how she spells it. if its normal spelled, I say that I have a friend named that who spells it differently.
It works every time.
You make one up for her and call her that. You are way overthinking this.
If you already have her in bed, why ask?
any girl that hears this is going to leave your bed pronto pee-wee. Get a life
no 4:27 is a dumb ass... i haaaate when guys (other than a boyfriend) call me baby. like you just fucking met me... don't call me your baby
this is such a win.
How is this a "good night"!?!? Not even knowing what a girls name is that you are having sex with just means you're a whore!!!
FUCKING BRILLIANT, that is it.
Thats fucking the smartest idea i have heard in a long time.
That's pretty freaking funny...
I'm totally doing that form now on... good call
If I don't remember the guy's name, I'll just scream louder and pretend I didn't hear him. Then later on I'll wait until someone else says his name.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
GENUIS OR CRAP...............GENUIS
You sir are a genius