I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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