No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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