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  • Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 26, 10 at 11:19am

    Who turns down sex for skateboarding? She's not a whiney bitch, he sounds like a little shithead.

  • Submitted by tashab on May 26, 10 at 10:56am

    Lol, I had an ex like that. Find the keyword in that sentence.

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    Submitted by Clockwork on May 26, 10 at 1:01pm

    You're too old for this shit? No... No you're not.

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    Submitted by gutsout on May 26, 10 at 12:43pm

    Yeah I dated a guy like that.. Just fuck him after, he's still gonna be on the adrenaline rush and it's gonna be awesome. And after all, it's good that he has passions you don't have. It spices up the relationship.

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    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on May 26, 10 at 11:35am

    Hahahaha, that generally means you suck in the sack! Why else would a guy turn town ass? Unless you are crazy... that could be a reason too

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    Submitted by arthurlux on May 26, 10 at 2:14pm

    This is pretty much just an excuse to say "I'm too old for this shit."

  • Submitted by crazedkoala on May 26, 10 at 11:15am

    Being able to do a 360 backside treflip with a 180 body varial is truely a more rewarding feeling then sleeping with a whiny bitch

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    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 27, 10 at 6:43pm

    Yeah srsly fuck u skateboarder. U should be riding her instead.

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    Submitted by olemissrebel0304 on May 26, 10 at 1:35pm

    Unless he's Tony Hawk honey, move on.

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      Submitted by l4uraa3 on May 27, 10 at 8:46am

      you need a comma after Hawk as well. =/ sorry

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    Submitted by vloc on Jun 1, 10 at 3:46am

    My man skates

  • 52 40
    Submitted by tazz36 on May 30, 10 at 10:46pm

    Lol lol sounds like he prefers board to gash lol he flippped the switch... move on

  • 74 93
    Submitted by nos71 on May 26, 10 at 12:34pm

    Go find yourself a real man. Avoid the skate rats.

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    Submitted by jaytkabb on May 26, 10 at 11:28am

    She sounds fat.

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    Submitted by JackBerton on May 26, 10 at 10:57am

    Could be that you are... Have you looked in the mirror? Stepped on a scale? I mean, if he's out being active, and your on your ass whining... it may not be the boards problem.

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    Submitted by MilkyMan on May 26, 10 at 9:15pm

    Guys got his prioritys strait.

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      Submitted by munk132 on Jan 8, 11 at 8:43pm

      ahmen brother.

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    Submitted by killroy on May 26, 10 at 12:36pm

    fuck all you non skate'n people! and why did she want to fuck cuz he skates!!

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    Submitted by SaraElle on May 27, 10 at 12:34am

    Sounds like skateboarding is more fun for him.. Or you're not good enough

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    Submitted by shotgunsmile09 on May 26, 10 at 6:54pm

    Not enough people are appreciating the Lethal Weapon reference.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 26, 10 at 11:48am

    Honey, he just upgaded and skates with her!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by i124ku on May 27, 10 at 1:08am

    Cougar

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    Submitted by starbellysneetch on Nov 11, 10 at 1:28am

    Learn to skate.....\nMy girlfriend and I skate together all the time. When we're done riding together, we start riding eachother.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by kilbil on May 29, 10 at 3:12am

    I'm sry sweetie WTF bro take care of yer woman jus sayin she started tha shit talk but seriously beat it up cause one day......?????

  • 59 92
    Submitted by pike1346 on May 26, 10 at 11:50am

    Obviously not attractive

  • 39 53
    Submitted by ClareFTW on May 30, 10 at 1:10pm

    It's calls he didn't want u! He was just making excuses

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Funsies on May 26, 10 at 7:46pm

    From my understanding, it's a sign that he's really not that into you if he chooses to do something else than have sex with you...just saying...

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    Submitted by mysterypianogirl on May 26, 10 at 2:55pm

    Sounds like something my boyfriend would do

  • 57 92
    Submitted by aelem on May 26, 10 at 12:17pm

    Some boys just can't stay focuses on the more rewarding things in life

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Michguy on May 26, 10 at 1:43pm

    He's prolly 13 lol

  • 36 57
    Submitted by hidethefork on May 28, 10 at 4:16pm

    Put it on the Murtaugh list.

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    Submitted by texas_girl on May 27, 10 at 1:57pm

    Ever thought he just didn't want you? Maybe "skateboarding" was really his other girl

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    Submitted by e_pasto on Jun 9, 10 at 4:09pm

    A 12 year old would go for the sex.

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    Submitted by natio979 on May 26, 10 at 8:30pm

    Skating is awesome\nShe prolly wants to fuck him cuz he skateboards.

  • 40 90
    Submitted by Jaco823 on May 26, 10 at 9:43pm

    Drop his ass quick

  • Submitted by norrisdrummer on May 26, 10 at 10:51am

    Piss on skateboarding