Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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