When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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