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  • Was it cake? Because you might not regret it if it was really good cake.

    Submitted by karenina on Aug 22, 10 at 3:25pm
  • It seems to me you chugged a discarded bottle of Lame-O-Line. Fail. Haha

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 22, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Oh Atlanta trash, stop it now!

    Submitted by hotlanta on Aug 22, 10 at 9:12pm
  • Ke$ha, please stop texting. You need to check into AA and detox the glitter out of your system before you melt into a puddle of acidic vomit.

    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Aug 22, 10 at 4:28pm
  • I like how this can be taken two ways. Trash as in waste, and trash as in trailer.

    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Aug 23, 10 at 1:43am
  • U go pvgurl

    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 23, 10 at 1:20am
  • omg finally! tfln posted one of my texts! this is actually a really funny story. my girlfriend cooked us dinner. then i slapped that bitch and fucked her against the wall because my steak was fucking burnt! I threw the fucking steak in the dumpster. then I got drunk and we had some hardcore make up sex and then I wanted the steak so i got it out of the dumpster. I dont regret it.

    Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 4:35pm
    • Ha- funny because this isn't even your text.... And who lets their boyfriend slap them over a burnt fucking steak? I'd kick you right in the dick if it was me fucking woman beater. You're probably a virgin.\nMy girl Clair got wasted and my roomie threw away her left over pasta. Clair grabbed a hand full of noodles of the top of the trash and that's when she said this shit. Your story is dumb as fuck so go put yourself and your doormat girlfriend in the dumpster. I'm telling you t

      Submitted by fmyface on Aug 24, 10 at 11:59am
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