Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Was it cake? Because you might not regret it if it was really good cake.
It seems to me you chugged a discarded bottle of Lame-O-Line. Fail. Haha
Wow- Pot, kettle... Yikes.
Oh Atlanta trash, stop it now!
Ke$ha, please stop texting. You need to check into AA and detox the glitter out of your system before you melt into a puddle of acidic vomit.
I like how this can be taken two ways. Trash as in waste, and trash as in trailer.
U go pvgurl
omg finally! tfln posted one of my texts! this is actually a really funny story. my girlfriend cooked us dinner. then i slapped that bitch and fucked her against the wall because my steak was fucking burnt! I threw the fucking steak in the dumpster. then I got drunk and we had some hardcore make up sex and then I wanted the steak so i got it out of the dumpster. I dont regret it.
Ha- funny because this isn't even your text.... And who lets their boyfriend slap them over a burnt fucking steak? I'd kick you right in the dick if it was me fucking woman beater. You're probably a virgin.\nMy girl Clair got wasted and my roomie threw away her left over pasta. Clair grabbed a hand full of noodles of the top of the trash and that's when she said this shit. Your story is dumb as fuck so go put yourself and your doormat girlfriend in the dumpster. I'm telling you t