i just google imaged poop.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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