I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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