youre lurking in front of me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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