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  • jersey here. jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Ok, in case anyone else is wondering WTF a "Guido" is, here's the definition I found LOL "an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:00pm
  • i'm from jersey, and i have to say that this made me laugh really hard. i think jersey haters are funny. i mean it gets old when you hear the same things a million times, but when someone actually implies that myths are things that only happen in jersey it's keeping it fresh and i like that. for the record, we do have tons of guidos, tons of fake tans, and tons of trashy people. we're not all like that though. they mostly stay in their own little sections of jersey. like sleaze-side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • These people are from staton island not jersey you hick...bet its fun living in a rural state where all it does is rain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • From Jersey, gotta say I don't see the spray tan as much as people would lead you to believe, guidos tho, everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:27am
  • TFLN hates New Jersey. It is absolutely official

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:32pm
  • It's sad that the state is judged by the very small percentage of stupid Guidos. Most of NJ isn't like that at all. And not all of North Jersey is bad either. Three of the top-ten richest counties in USA are in Northern NJ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:08pm
  • People from Jersey's sense of humor mimicks their sense of style......they can't laugh at themselves and they shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Washington...the suicide stae!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I'll take my chances with the guidos, the fake tans, and D-Bags any day over dressing in flannel, living in a trailer, and fucking my sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:50pm
  • lmao I can't believe you just brought up Real Housewives of New Jersey. That's the reason people hate on us more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:03am
  • thats awkward, i meant booth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:02pm
  • why does everyone think Jersey people dress like d-bags? Have you ever looked at the south???? wtf. and by the way south Jersey is chill as hell :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm
  • central jersey is amazingggg <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:01am
  • Jersey is TRASHTASTIC!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:19am
  • this lame attempt at Jersey humor doesn't even make any sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:12am
  • i'm suprised people live in washington. i'm also suprised that they even know what jersey is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:48am
  • Everyone knows it's Jersey vs. The Other 49 And guess what? Jersey always wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm
  • hahahhhahahha called washington a rural, hick state? you idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:30pm
  • 4:10-- AGREED! South Jersey is sooo much better. North Jersey gets all the guidos/trashy people from NY. Sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:00pm
  • touche 1:53 your clever and witty retort has shown me the error of my ways. How could I not realize I wanted to let other people bring their trash to my state and dress like a D-bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:06pm
  • CHEERS 1:38! REPPIN JERSEY!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:42pm
  • i'm just going to throw this out there, not all of jersey is trashy and we're not all full of ourselves...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:35am
  • we pump our fists and not our gas... oh, and 10:29: we don't like you either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:36pm
  • definitely agreeing with 4:10 && 5:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Can we start calling it North Jersey instead of New Jersey. Down here in South Jersey we're no where near as ridiculous, except with high school girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:10pm
  • OMG 11:14AM THAT IS A RIDICULOUS STATEMENT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Fuck Jersey, Seattle all the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:20pm
  • true life im a jersey shore girl was the dumbest shit ive ever seen because seaside is gross and if you want to go to the REAL jersey shore you go to wildwood or ocean city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Ahaha oh, man. I want to marry this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:02am
  • 1:38, you're my hero. Washington, while your enjoying the rain all summer, Jersey's gonna be beaching it up. in the SUN. Love, Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Jersey haters would all have a great time if they ever visited that's the funny part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14am
  • I love that people on the other side of the country make fun of Jersey too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:45am
  • actually, we go tanning in a tanning both, no spray tans whatsoever. and hello watch a fucking episode of real housewives of new jersey. jersey is one of the most expensive places to live k thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • 7:00 you retard, philly and NYC are cities, so how the fuck could a state be wedged between them...? right. i love how everyone hates on NJ but meanwhile if they met anyone from NJ they'd be too scared to talk bc they also happen to think we're all "connected"... ignorant, ignorant hicks... you watch one too many episodes of "growing up gotti" and somehow you think you know something... meanwhile they live in long island get a clue asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Jersey is wedged between Philly and NYC. That makes it the TAINT of the USA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:00pm
  • guess what? There are douche bags in every state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:14am
  • Fuck you. Signed, New Jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:44am
  • 12:36, i think its because the fucking retards that say shit like this dont realize these morons with spray tans are mostly from ny and staten island. jersey is friggin amazing, regardless of the guidos that have traveled here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I live in jersey, this state smells weird. And everyone here spends their lives watching reality tv aparently. Its really not a fun state to live in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:46am
  • NEW JERSEY SUCKS.....FUCKING COCKY LOSERS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:48pm
  • basically... <3 to poster. also, new jersey is a terrible place. I've been, i live relatively next door, and I have never liked any of the time I spent there. however, cheaper gas so hmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:29pm
  • I love all you NJ cocksmokers who claim, "North Jersey is one of the wealthiest places in the country. . ." Why do you think that is, dickbreath? Maybe because all the power players that work in Manhattan have houses there? That's New York money, not NJ money. You're just squatting on land owned by New York. Deal with it, and realize that your life is EXACTLY like the movie Clerks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:20am
  • I'm curious as to how it became "cool" to hate on Jersey... I mean, it's kinda funny, but it gets old fast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:36pm
  • You people are ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:26am
  • lmao Yeah... We're all hicks in Washington. FSURE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Everyone who mocks Jersey is just jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:53pm
  • NJ is one of the mostly densely populated states. It's bound to have some douche bags. A lot of it is mostly suburbs/farmland, though. New Jersey has 9,800 farms covering 790,000 acres of farmland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15pm