Ok, in case anyone else is wondering WTF a "Guido" is, here's the definition I found LOL
"an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette."
i'm from jersey, and i have to say that this made me laugh really hard. i think jersey haters are funny. i mean it gets old when you hear the same things a million times, but when someone actually implies that myths are things that only happen in jersey it's keeping it fresh and i like that. for the record, we do have tons of guidos, tons of fake tans, and tons of trashy people. we're not all like that though. they mostly stay in their own little sections of jersey. like sleaze-side.
It's sad that the state is judged by the very small percentage of stupid Guidos. Most of NJ isn't like that at all.
And not all of North Jersey is bad either. Three of the top-ten richest counties in USA are in Northern NJ.
People from Jersey's sense of humor mimicks their sense of style......they can't laugh at themselves and they shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves either.
Can we start calling it North Jersey instead of New Jersey. Down here in South Jersey we're no where near as ridiculous, except with high school girls.
touche 1:53 your clever and witty retort has shown me the error of my ways. How could I not realize I wanted to let other people bring their trash to my state and dress like a D-bag?
12:36, i think its because the fucking retards that say shit like this dont realize these morons with spray tans are mostly from ny and staten island. jersey is friggin amazing, regardless of the guidos that have traveled here.
actually, we go tanning in a tanning both, no spray tans whatsoever.
and hello watch a fucking episode of real housewives of new jersey. jersey is one of the most expensive places to live k thanks.
true life im a jersey shore girl was the dumbest shit ive ever seen because seaside is gross and if you want to go to the REAL jersey shore you go to wildwood or ocean city.
basically... <3 to poster.
also, new jersey is a terrible place. I've been, i live relatively next door, and I have never liked any of the time I spent there.
however, cheaper gas so hmmmm
NJ is one of the mostly densely populated states. It's bound to have some douche bags. A lot of it is mostly suburbs/farmland, though. New Jersey has 9,800 farms covering 790,000 acres of farmland.
I love all you NJ cocksmokers who claim, "North Jersey is one of the wealthiest places in the country. . ." Why do you think that is, dickbreath? Maybe because all the power players that work in Manhattan have houses there? That's New York money, not NJ money. You're just squatting on land owned by New York. Deal with it, and realize that your life is EXACTLY like the movie Clerks.
7:00 you retard, philly and NYC are cities, so how the fuck could a state be wedged between them...? right.
i love how everyone hates on NJ but meanwhile if they met anyone from NJ they'd be too scared to talk bc they also happen to think we're all "connected"...
ignorant, ignorant hicks... you watch one too many episodes of "growing up gotti" and somehow you think you know something... meanwhile they live in long island
get a clue asshole
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