I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
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Ok, in case anyone else is wondering WTF a "Guido" is, here's the definition I found LOL
"an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette."
jersey here. jealous.
i'm from jersey, and i have to say that this made me laugh really hard. i think jersey haters are funny. i mean it gets old when you hear the same things a million times, but when someone actually implies that myths are things that only happen in jersey it's keeping it fresh and i like that. for the record, we do have tons of guidos, tons of fake tans, and tons of trashy people. we're not all like that though. they mostly stay in their own little sections of jersey. like sleaze-side.
These people are from staton island not jersey you hick...bet its fun living in a rural state where all it does is rain
From Jersey, gotta say I don't see the spray tan as much as people would lead you to believe, guidos tho, everywhere
It's sad that the state is judged by the very small percentage of stupid Guidos. Most of NJ isn't like that at all.
And not all of North Jersey is bad either. Three of the top-ten richest counties in USA are in Northern NJ.
TFLN hates New Jersey. It is absolutely official
thats awkward, i meant booth.
Washington...the suicide stae!
I'll take my chances with the guidos, the fake tans, and D-Bags any day over dressing in flannel, living in a trailer, and fucking my sister.
People from Jersey's sense of humor mimicks their sense of style......they can't laugh at themselves and they shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves either.
lmao I can't believe you just brought up Real Housewives of New Jersey. That's the reason people hate on us more.
central jersey is amazingggg <3
hahahhhahahha called washington a rural, hick state? you idiot.
Everyone knows it's Jersey vs. The Other 49
And guess what?
Jersey always wins.
this lame attempt at Jersey humor doesn't even make any sense.
i'm suprised people live in washington. i'm also suprised that they even know what jersey is
Jersey is TRASHTASTIC!!!
why does everyone think Jersey people dress like d-bags? Have you ever looked at the south???? wtf. and by the way south Jersey is chill as hell :)
i'm just going to throw this out there, not all of jersey is trashy and we're not all full of ourselves...
Can we start calling it North Jersey instead of New Jersey. Down here in South Jersey we're no where near as ridiculous, except with high school girls.
definitely agreeing with 4:10 && 5:00
touche 1:53 your clever and witty retort has shown me the error of my ways. How could I not realize I wanted to let other people bring their trash to my state and dress like a D-bag?
actually, we go tanning in a tanning both, no spray tans whatsoever.
and hello watch a fucking episode of real housewives of new jersey. jersey is one of the most expensive places to live k thanks.
we pump our fists and not our gas... oh, and 10:29: we don't like you either
South Jersey is sooo much better.
North Jersey gets all the guidos/trashy people from NY.
12:36, i think its because the fucking retards that say shit like this dont realize these morons with spray tans are mostly from ny and staten island. jersey is friggin amazing, regardless of the guidos that have traveled here.
Fuck Jersey, Seattle all the way.
Jersey haters would all have a great time if they ever visited that's the funny part
Ahaha oh, man. I want to marry this person.
I love that people on the other side of the country make fun of Jersey too.
true life im a jersey shore girl was the dumbest shit ive ever seen because seaside is gross and if you want to go to the REAL jersey shore you go to wildwood or ocean city.
basically... <3 to poster.
also, new jersey is a terrible place. I've been, i live relatively next door, and I have never liked any of the time I spent there.
however, cheaper gas so hmmmm
NEW JERSEY SUCKS.....FUCKING COCKY LOSERS
Jersey is wedged between Philly and NYC. That makes it the TAINT of the USA.
OMG 11:14AM THAT IS A RIDICULOUS STATEMENT
guess what? There are douche bags in every state.
1:38, you're my hero.
Washington, while your enjoying the rain all summer, Jersey's gonna be beaching it up. in the SUN.
7:00 you retard, philly and NYC are cities, so how the fuck could a state be wedged between them...? right.
i love how everyone hates on NJ but meanwhile if they met anyone from NJ they'd be too scared to talk bc they also happen to think we're all "connected"...
ignorant, ignorant hicks... you watch one too many episodes of "growing up gotti" and somehow you think you know something... meanwhile they live in long island
get a clue asshole
lmao Yeah... We're all hicks in Washington. FSURE!
NJ is one of the mostly densely populated states. It's bound to have some douche bags. A lot of it is mostly suburbs/farmland, though. New Jersey has 9,800 farms covering 790,000 acres of farmland.
I live in jersey, this state smells weird. And everyone here spends their lives watching reality tv aparently. Its really not a fun state to live in.
I love all you NJ cocksmokers who claim, "North Jersey is one of the wealthiest places in the country. . ." Why do you think that is, dickbreath? Maybe because all the power players that work in Manhattan have houses there? That's New York money, not NJ money. You're just squatting on land owned by New York. Deal with it, and realize that your life is EXACTLY like the movie Clerks.
I'm curious as to how it became "cool" to hate on Jersey...
I mean, it's kinda funny, but it gets old fast.
You people are ignorant
Everyone who mocks Jersey is just jealous.