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  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:50pm

    I'll take my chances with the guidos, the fake tans, and D-Bags any day over dressing in flannel, living in a trailer, and fucking my sister.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:02pm

    thats awkward, i meant booth.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:08pm

    It's sad that the state is judged by the very small percentage of stupid Guidos. Most of NJ isn't like that at all. And not all of North Jersey is bad either. Three of the top-ten richest counties in USA are in Northern NJ.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm

    Everyone knows it's Jersey vs. The Other 49 And guess what? Jersey always wins.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:19am

    Jersey is TRASHTASTIC!!!

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:36pm

    we pump our fists and not our gas... oh, and 10:29: we don't like you either

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:03am

    lmao I can't believe you just brought up Real Housewives of New Jersey. That's the reason people hate on us more.

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:32pm

    TFLN hates New Jersey. It is absolutely official

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:00pm

    Ok, in case anyone else is wondering WTF a "Guido" is, here's the definition I found LOL "an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette."

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:35am

    i'm just going to throw this out there, not all of jersey is trashy and we're not all full of ourselves...

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    actually, we go tanning in a tanning both, no spray tans whatsoever. and hello watch a fucking episode of real housewives of new jersey. jersey is one of the most expensive places to live k thanks.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm

    why does everyone think Jersey people dress like d-bags? Have you ever looked at the south???? wtf. and by the way south Jersey is chill as hell :)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:30pm

    hahahhhahahha called washington a rural, hick state? you idiot.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:02am

    Ahaha oh, man. I want to marry this person.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:25pm

    definitely agreeing with 4:10 && 5:00

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:09pm

    jersey here. jealous.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:20am

    I love all you NJ cocksmokers who claim, "North Jersey is one of the wealthiest places in the country. . ." Why do you think that is, dickbreath? Maybe because all the power players that work in Manhattan have houses there? That's New York money, not NJ money. You're just squatting on land owned by New York. Deal with it, and realize that your life is EXACTLY like the movie Clerks.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:00pm

    4:10-- AGREED! South Jersey is sooo much better. North Jersey gets all the guidos/trashy people from NY. Sucks.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:06pm

    touche 1:53 your clever and witty retort has shown me the error of my ways. How could I not realize I wanted to let other people bring their trash to my state and dress like a D-bag?

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:12am

    this lame attempt at Jersey humor doesn't even make any sense.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm

    These people are from staton island not jersey you hick...bet its fun living in a rural state where all it does is rain

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:27am

    From Jersey, gotta say I don't see the spray tan as much as people would lead you to believe, guidos tho, everywhere

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:05pm

    1:38, you're my hero. Washington, while your enjoying the rain all summer, Jersey's gonna be beaching it up. in the SUN. Love, Jersey.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:45am

    I love that people on the other side of the country make fun of Jersey too.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:26am

    You people are ignorant

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:06pm

    7:00 you retard, philly and NYC are cities, so how the fuck could a state be wedged between them...? right. i love how everyone hates on NJ but meanwhile if they met anyone from NJ they'd be too scared to talk bc they also happen to think we're all "connected"... ignorant, ignorant hicks... you watch one too many episodes of "growing up gotti" and somehow you think you know something... meanwhile they live in long island get a clue asshole

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    People from Jersey's sense of humor mimicks their sense of style......they can't laugh at themselves and they shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves either.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14am

    Jersey haters would all have a great time if they ever visited that's the funny part

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:25pm

    OMG 11:14AM THAT IS A RIDICULOUS STATEMENT

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    Everyone who mocks Jersey is just jealous.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:48am

    i'm suprised people live in washington. i'm also suprised that they even know what jersey is

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:36pm

    I'm curious as to how it became "cool" to hate on Jersey... I mean, it's kinda funny, but it gets old fast.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:05pm

    true life im a jersey shore girl was the dumbest shit ive ever seen because seaside is gross and if you want to go to the REAL jersey shore you go to wildwood or ocean city.

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:00pm

    Jersey is wedged between Philly and NYC. That makes it the TAINT of the USA.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    i'm from jersey, and i have to say that this made me laugh really hard. i think jersey haters are funny. i mean it gets old when you hear the same things a million times, but when someone actually implies that myths are things that only happen in jersey it's keeping it fresh and i like that. for the record, we do have tons of guidos, tons of fake tans, and tons of trashy people. we're not all like that though. they mostly stay in their own little sections of jersey. like sleaze-side.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:20pm

    Fuck Jersey, Seattle all the way.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:10pm

    Can we start calling it North Jersey instead of New Jersey. Down here in South Jersey we're no where near as ridiculous, except with high school girls.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:14am

    guess what? There are douche bags in every state.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:01am

    central jersey is amazingggg <3

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:44am

    Fuck you. Signed, New Jersey

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:29pm

    basically... <3 to poster. also, new jersey is a terrible place. I've been, i live relatively next door, and I have never liked any of the time I spent there. however, cheaper gas so hmmmm

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    CHEERS 1:38! REPPIN JERSEY!!!!!

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:46am

    I live in jersey, this state smells weird. And everyone here spends their lives watching reality tv aparently. Its really not a fun state to live in.

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:37pm

    Washington...the suicide stae!

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:48pm

    NEW JERSEY SUCKS.....FUCKING COCKY LOSERS

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm

    lmao Yeah... We're all hicks in Washington. FSURE!

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    12:36, i think its because the fucking retards that say shit like this dont realize these morons with spray tans are mostly from ny and staten island. jersey is friggin amazing, regardless of the guidos that have traveled here.

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15pm

    NJ is one of the mostly densely populated states. It's bound to have some douche bags. A lot of it is mostly suburbs/farmland, though. New Jersey has 9,800 farms covering 790,000 acres of farmland.