after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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