He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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did you tell him about your over sized clit and lack of sex drive.
i feel like im in a fucking looney bin, am i the only person here who thinks this stupid ass catch phrase "these pretzels are making me firsty!" needs to go? its not even funny?
KesJaye, i invision you being a very pale dark haired lonely little man with no sex life and a very big collection of Penthouse. am i right?
Underagehangover.. We dont have to try to picture you at all, the name ( sadly) says it all.
Ahhh... The mind of the underaged. I'm not a man, I have a very good sense of humor and my sex life is none of your business. By the way it's Awesome. I appreciate your concern. Thank you.
Underage, my friend or nemesis. You choose. I have to go fix the gate on my fence. Yes, women can do all sorts of things these days. Stay sweet.
or maybe youre a chick with no sex life and a very poor sense of humor.
These pretzels are making the nation firsty!
die in a fire
and youre implies that you have no life hence the reason youre following a person youve never met (sadly) on a website that has nothing to do with making friends, you have to do that in the real world pal.
Underage there is no age limit posted to use this web site. What makes you think I'm middle-aged? Old people do text though. This is text from last night, not text from college.
Underagehangover, how do you know theyve never met... Might even be the same person, you can have multiple handles here. You make a lot of assumptions based on posts mostly made in jest.
ahh the mind of an middle aged woman on a more or less college/high school website.
KesJaye, i invision you being a very lonely dark, perhaps squaty 17 year old with no sex life and a huge stack of Penthouse, am i right?
Yes, underage you are in a looney bin. But here you are the insane one. It isn't the catchphrase that Firsty says that make me lol so much. It's the comments people like you make that makes Firsty funny as hell.
Only on west la
KesJaye... Heres some lovely pretzels for you. The dingo will deliver.. Just tip him a beer;)