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  • You really thought there was a chance your doctor would say yes? You're a fucking moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:56am
  • Okay who would ask a doctor if vodka was in the fruit group? Oh wait.... No one because no one is that stupid. Except tfln for letting this in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:02pm
  • You're all retarded pieces of dried horse shit. Vodka is the horse's piss. Jack Daniel's is lush. You guys should all go back to licking your windows with your helmet on and crayons in you "special" hands. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Dies, good retard. Your annoying and stupid. Fucking wanker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:38am
  • In soviet russia vodka replaces wheat on the food pyramid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:08pm
  • dont ask dont tell:) best solution out there

    Submitted by annalove109 on Nov 30, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Mango vodka is fucking delicious by the way..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:33pm
  • haha, that's fucking hilarious !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:57pm
  • You're you're you're

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:15pm
  • I love the people that live in my area code<3 NJ ALL DAY BABY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:54am
  • you are an absolute idiot. 543, that's the food industry lying to you. just eat the damn fruit and go shoot up some heroin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:13pm
  • mix your vodka with V8 Fusion peach/mango juice. you get one serving of vegetables and one serving of fruits in every 8 oz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:43pm
  • ok this is just sad its people like this that make us from jersey look like idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:36pm
  • In Soviet Russia, fruit dies not count as your daily serving of vodka...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:14am
  • 11:14... what is funny about that statement is with how much vodka is consumed in that country, I wouldn't be surprised if that were the actual truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:38am