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  • Good luck collecting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:05am
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  • She obviously didn't want the jacket that badly I'm sure she just wanted to see what was in your pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:20pm
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  • Dumb? I dunno, you can't really argue with results.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:52am
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  • 7:17. The chick musta been very cold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:39am
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  • I call bullshit on this one. If a guy proposed a bj in exchange for wearing his stupid jacket, I'd punch him in the face. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:17am
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  • Gees, she can keep my jacket lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:15am
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  • Perhaps it was just her way of hitting on him and making a move? ? ? T'was a very generous offer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:10am
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  • Totally joked around about giving a guy a back massage for his jacket and he took me up on it immediately after...a beej is really only a step away, i wouldn't be surprised if she actually followed through, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:51pm
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  • she probably didn't mention that she had mouth herpes....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:44am
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  • I miss St. Peters :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:00am
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  • Everyone is getting mad saying "you don't ask for a blowjob in return!" Maybe the girl offered the blowjob for the jacket and not the other way around.

    Submitted by fireflake12 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:43am
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  • I would have done that this morning! I was soo cold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:52am
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  • Wishful thinking. What a con!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:52am
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  • Imagine what she might've done for a fur coat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:56am
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  • Id do that anydayy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:10pm
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  • When I was in college we would let chicks borrow our jackets just to be nice. Damn, I wish I was born 15 years later!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:39pm
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  • Haha that guy is NOT EVER getting a bj. Way to go chica.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:53pm
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  • @ 8:42, get an education.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • No joke, I didn't want to take the trash out at work so I told a coworker that I'd blow him if he did it. We still joke about it a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:16pm
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  • Lol that's sad that that's been the best day so far since you've been alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:17pm
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  • You need to get payment upfront. She's already wearing your jacket and you'll probably never get that blowjob. If it seems too good to be true, it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:50am
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  • go get tested. chivalry is not dead, if a girl's cold, offer her your jacket, asshole!! maybe she'll be appreciative enough to see you sometime, and maybe naturally progress to the blowjob stage.. don't barter for one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:05pm
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  • 10 bucks says she does not fulfill her end of the deal....and you are dumb for thinking she will, she should get to keep the jacket for making you believe that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:45pm
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  • This text is made of win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:18am
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  • Perhaps he didn't ask for a bj. He could have asked what he'd get in return, almost like a joke, and she's just a slut who offered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:43pm
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  • We should send OP to the Middle East with these negotiating skills!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:42am
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  • Haha. He soo never got a bj 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:16am
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  • 8:10 made a great point. They could've liked each other. But this does seem like a "I'mma make up a story to piss my friends off" type of text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:28pm
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  • Haha, I believe this is a true scenario. True that the OP thought he's hot shit and true that the girl ran off with his jacket without ever getting on her knees...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:39am
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  • This is good stuff. Simple as that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • real or fake who gives a shit. it's still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:12pm
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  • i would have done that earlier it really cold here right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • OP sounds like a jerk to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:33am
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  • I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:14am
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  • Hahhaha talk bout a desperate whore!!!but good for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:40pm
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  • you have to tell us if you were able to collet or if this was just another bitch using her feminine charms to get her way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:26am
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  • that is like a buyer beware

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • This has victory written all over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:40am
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  • I'd do more than that for a jacket ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:47pm
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  • if i was really really cold, i'd totally do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:47am
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  • I definitely agree that the follow up text will be about unpaid services.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:07am
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  • Ewwww if she does that for a jacket imagine what she would do if you gave her your luncheww I would rather freeze nasty whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:21pm
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  • Well if it's true this guy knows what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:52pm
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  • If it was a cold day I would do this in a heartbeat, plus I bet this guy smelt delicious.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 27, 12 at 7:00am
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  • If this is true, you are my hero. But then again a girl who makes that kind of deal is either full of STDs or is fugly.

    Submitted by Smo77 on Feb 16, 11 at 11:37pm
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