Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Good luck collecting
She obviously didn't want the jacket that badly I'm sure she just wanted to see what was in your pants
I call bullshit on this one. If a guy proposed a bj in exchange for wearing his stupid jacket, I'd punch him in the face. Douche.
Dumb? I dunno, you can't really argue with results.
7:17. The chick musta been very cold.
Gees, she can keep my jacket lol
Perhaps it was just her way of hitting on him and making a move? ? ?
T'was a very generous offer.
she probably didn't mention that she had mouth herpes....
Totally joked around about giving a guy a back massage for his jacket and he took me up on it immediately after...a beej is really only a step away, i wouldn't be surprised if she actually followed through, haha
I miss St. Peters :-(
I would have done that this morning! I was soo cold
Everyone is getting mad saying "you don't ask for a blowjob in return!" Maybe the girl offered the blowjob for the jacket and not the other way around.
Wishful thinking. What a con!
When I was in college we would let chicks borrow our jackets just to be nice. Damn, I wish I was born 15 years later!!!
Imagine what she might've done for a fur coat.
Id do that anydayy!!
Haha that guy is NOT EVER getting a bj. Way to go chica.
@ 8:42, get an education.
No joke, I didn't want to take the trash out at work so I told a coworker that I'd blow him if he did it. We still joke about it a lot.
Lol that's sad that that's been the best day so far since you've been alive.
This text is made of win.
10 bucks says she does not fulfill her end of the deal....and you are dumb for thinking she will, she should get to keep the jacket for making you believe that
go get tested.
chivalry is not dead, if a girl's cold, offer her your jacket, asshole!! maybe she'll be appreciative enough to see you sometime, and maybe naturally progress to the blowjob stage.. don't barter for one!
You need to get payment upfront. She's already wearing your jacket and you'll probably never get that blowjob. If it seems too good to be true, it is.
Perhaps he didn't ask for a bj. He could have asked what he'd get in return, almost like a joke, and she's just a slut who offered.
Haha. He soo never got a bj
This is good stuff. Simple as that.
i would have done that earlier it really cold here right now
We should send OP to the Middle East with these negotiating skills!!
8:10 made a great point. They could've liked each other. But this does seem like a "I'mma make up a story to piss my friends off" type of text.
Haha, I believe this is a true scenario. True that the OP thought he's hot shit and true that the girl ran off with his jacket without ever getting on her knees...
OP sounds like a jerk to me.
real or fake who gives a shit. it's still funny
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Hahhaha talk bout a desperate whore!!!but good for you
you have to tell us if you were able to collet or if this was just another bitch using her feminine charms to get her way
that is like a buyer beware
I'd do more than that for a jacket ;)
This has victory written all over it.
if i was really really cold, i'd totally do it
I definitely agree that the follow up text will be about unpaid services.
Ewwww if she does that for a jacket imagine what she would do if you gave her your luncheww I would rather freeze nasty whore
Well if it's true this guy knows what's up
If it was a cold day I would do this in a heartbeat, plus I bet this guy smelt delicious.
If this is true, you are my hero. But then again a girl who makes that kind of deal is either full of STDs or is fugly.