Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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