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  • great. children being watched by a goddamn cokehead. way to be a selfish dick, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:24pm
  • You have got to be joking me?!! It's one thing to do coke and harm yourself but when you're responsible for someone else's children?! You f*cking disgust me. People like you are what's wrong with the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:57pm
  • be careful if it was printed before 1985 the book might contain lead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:39pm
  • I'm with 6:57 on this one. OP is disgusting and going no where in life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:16pm
  • How do you afford coke on babysitting wages???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:39pm
  • worst babysitter ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:52pm
  • yes. you are a horrible person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Pretty pretty princess mirror :) oh yea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:32pm
  • I have no problem with you doing lines of coke off that book; however, do it on your own time not when you are responsible for anyone else (especially children)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:19am
  • They could have been lines of meth guys jeez.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 6:26 more focused and attentive? That, and in the case of my friends, try to ride bicycles down several flights of stairs and spastically fuck anything that moves. Great child care skills, those...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:02am
  • DISRESPECT TO THE AMAZINGNESS OF THE BOOK.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:52pm
  • You suck as well as blow. Just disappear you ugly skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Haha I'd prob get high for babysitting too. Except I'd just smoke a bowl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:42pm
  • You're disgusting. Hopefully you never have children. And if you do, you will be disgusted with yourself for the rest of your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:27am
  • KIDS WILL NOT GET HIGH FROM TOUCHING THE BOOK. Obviously whoever said that knows NOTHING about coke. and doing coke isnt going to effect baby sitting skills. also someone who knows nothing about coke must of said it did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:20am
  • I dont really think that you could choose a better book if that really helps in the determining of your awesomeness..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:20pm
  • 12;16PM. Im unsure if the kids getting high is meant to be a bad or good thing. theyll probably end up having the time of their lives, run around like crazy then sleep all night once the parents are home. what more could one ask from a babysitter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:57am
  • i love how people who do a lot of coke think they have discovered some novel substance and are light years cooler than anyone else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Your an effing retard... I hope you get caught one time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Why are you even on this site if you think this text is so horrible? Half the shit on here Is like this. I think it's hilarious. Probly wouldn't want them babysitting my kid, but it's still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:09am
  • hey clothes like a dickhead guy ur back havent heard from u n a while..... ;) awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:40pm
  • is it a bad thing that i have a sick feeling of who the text was from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:35am
  • ARE YOU AWARE THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO TOUCH THAT BOOK AND THEN TOUCH THEIR FACE/EYES/MOUTH, ETC AND OBSORB THE COCAINE INTO THEIR SYSTEM???????????????????? YOU ARE MAKING THE KIDS HIGH!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:16pm
  • What the hell, this is so messed up! If you're doing coke on your own time, go ahead. But when you have children to care for, you stay sober, fucktard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Yeah, don't stop to collect, go straight to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:15pm
  • First thought was the song Bad Babysitter by Princess Superstar. "I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:05pm
  • kids touch money, money has more coke on it than anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:04am
  • gee OP what was your first clue you dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:59am
  • well your a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:31pm
  • I hope you burn in hell. Douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:10pm
  • wow. you are all soooo cool. or pathetic. I'm going with the latter. grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I love hoe a lot of you are saying lighten up, stop being so serious, this site is meant to be this and that and blah blah fucking blah! The fact of the matter is, if it's true, thus douche is getting chemically imbalanced while taking care of other people's kids. I could care less what ppl do to themselves. Drink, smoke crack, pot, shoot shit up your veins, whatever. But at least have some tact and self control when dealing with other ppl's children. Geez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:02am
  • addiction is a sad, sad thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 6:17 coke makes you way more focused and attentive if that helps anything. I'd rather my babysitter be on coke than smoke pot or drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Do your coke, just not with kids dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:51pm
  • if you dont like coke, you have clothes like a dick head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Yep, this would be why the only people who babysit my kids are old relatives... No teenagers are gettin' anywhere NEAR my kids until they're old enough to rat them out to the cops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:14am
  • I think it's more like all around failure..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27am
  • Ayo for Yayo, walk around with yayo, all in my nasal, I must have been crazed yo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27am
  • that's awful....at least wait until you are done babysitting. You are responsible for those kids. I hope you cleaned off the book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:34pm
  • So now it is cool to supervise children while high? You should be really cool and call CPS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:32pm
  • it depends..did you offer the kid some? if not...bad babysitter. ..jesus you people are soooo uptight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Probably not the most fun time to use your shit up, did the drip kick in while you cleaned up toys? That's a double waste of money. And to all of you sheep that posted THIS IS HORRIBLE in 20 different ways, when did this site before a forum for morality, or do you just like getting a bunch of thumbs up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:36am
  • I've known serious cokeheads/addicts, and never have i ever heard one instance of someone blowing a line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:29am
  • Well, maybe but you do have taste in books. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:25pm
  • thats pretty sweet but hey why does everyone assume its coke. you can blow lines of oc and other drugs too. i just hate when people assume you did lines so its obviously coke. def a good choice of book though to use! hell yeah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Calm down, moral patrol! Since when is damn near anything posted on this site not somehow fucked up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Seriously... No one cares what the fuck you obviously do to yourself, but when you are responsible for other peoples lives... That's really fucked up. Why in the hell couldn't you wait? Clearly You are a very shallow person. Get some help, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:58pm
  • way more than the book, most people rail lines from a rolled up dollar, around 80% of bills in circulation have cocaine on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Best babysitter ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Holy Santa claus shit this wasn't even that funny. It's horseshit like this that gets posted and not mine. Btw I'm sure u did that while bbsitting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I totally used to blow lines off of a hello kitty mirror while babysitting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I used to do them off the "Living Sober" book, can't beat that. yeah some of you need to chill out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:53pm
  • If I could kill one person with my mind.. It would b you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Best babysitter ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:47pm
  • To all the people saying lighten up - at least now we can weed out the unfit parents. I have no problem with drugs themselves, but doing them while responsible for children? Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • How's this a Bad Night again? OP, good job, we need more babysitters like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:07am
  • You make me want to blow up New Hampshire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I would guess not more than that book, 5:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:09am
  • LOL Why is everyone so serious! Mellow out a bit. But I serial lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:12am
  • wow, and this is why i will never let someone watch my kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:42pm
  • No, going back and licking the remaining powder off the book equals bad baby sitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:32pm
  • I think this is actually from the movie Thirteen... it may have been taken out of context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:37am
  • All your dreams are made when you're chained to the mirror and a razor blade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:29am
  • at least it's not off the baby's boner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:19pm
  • If i could ever find you... i would shoot you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Why would you hire a babysitter who wasn't railed out? I'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:44pm
  • hahaha, yesssssss. doing coke while babysitting would be amazing. xD I'd always get high before going ot shit with family, made it funner. and didn't really effect the way I'd interact with children, I say go for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Best babysitter ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Wow, you deserve to be punched. Hard. God forbid something happen to the kid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:12am
  • Stupid, who the hell would do drugs in presence of kids?! Those poor kids....

    Submitted by Iamthepineapple on Nov 27, 11 at 10:29am
  • That book scares me when I'm high. I will never see the movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:24pm
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