Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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great. children being watched by a goddamn cokehead. way to be a selfish dick, OP.
You have got to be joking me?!! It's one thing to do coke and harm yourself but when you're responsible for someone else's children?! You f*cking disgust me. People like you are what's wrong with the world.
be careful if it was printed before 1985
the book might contain lead
I'm with 6:57 on this one. OP is disgusting and going no where in life.
How do you afford coke on babysitting wages???
worst babysitter ever
yes. you are a horrible person.
Pretty pretty princess mirror :) oh yea...
I have no problem with you doing lines of coke off that book; however, do it on your own time not when you are responsible for anyone else (especially children)
They could have been lines of meth guys jeez.....
6:26 more focused and attentive? That, and in the case of my friends, try to ride bicycles down several flights of stairs and spastically fuck anything that moves. Great child care skills, those...
I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells...
DISRESPECT TO THE AMAZINGNESS OF THE BOOK.
You suck as well as blow. Just disappear you ugly skank.
Haha I'd prob get high for babysitting too. Except I'd just smoke a bowl
You're disgusting. Hopefully you never have children. And if you do, you will be disgusted with yourself for the rest of your life.
KIDS WILL NOT GET HIGH FROM TOUCHING THE BOOK. Obviously whoever said that knows NOTHING about coke. and doing coke isnt going to effect baby sitting skills. also someone who knows nothing about coke must of said it did.
I dont really think that you could choose a better book if that really helps in the determining of your awesomeness..
12;16PM. Im unsure if the kids getting high is meant to be a bad or good thing. theyll probably end up having the time of their lives, run around like crazy then sleep all night once the parents are home. what more could one ask from a babysitter?
i love how people who do a lot of coke think they have discovered some novel substance and are light years cooler than anyone else
Your an effing retard... I hope you get caught one time
Why are you even on this site if you think this text is so horrible? Half the shit on here Is like this. I think it's hilarious. Probly wouldn't want them babysitting my kid, but it's still funny.
hey clothes like a dickhead guy ur back havent heard from u n a while..... ;) awesome
is it a bad thing that i have a sick feeling of who the text was from?
ARE YOU AWARE THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO TOUCH THAT BOOK AND THEN TOUCH THEIR FACE/EYES/MOUTH, ETC AND OBSORB THE COCAINE INTO THEIR SYSTEM????????????????????
YOU ARE MAKING THE KIDS HIGH!!!
What the hell, this is so messed up! If you're doing coke on your own time, go ahead. But when you have children to care for, you stay sober, fucktard!
Yeah, don't stop to collect, go straight to hell
First thought was the song Bad Babysitter by Princess Superstar.
"I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour..."
kids touch money, money has more coke on it than anything.
gee OP what was your first clue you dumb shit
well your a piece of shit.
I hope you burn in hell. Douche bag.
wow. you are all soooo cool. or pathetic. I'm going with the latter. grow up.
I love hoe a lot of you are saying lighten up, stop being so serious, this site is meant to be this and that and blah blah fucking blah! The fact of the matter is, if it's true, thus douche is getting chemically imbalanced while taking care of other people's kids. I could care less what ppl do to themselves. Drink, smoke crack, pot, shoot shit up your veins, whatever. But at least have some tact and self control when dealing with other ppl's children. Geez.
addiction is a sad, sad thing.
6:17 coke makes you way more focused and attentive if that helps anything. I'd rather my babysitter be on coke than smoke pot or drink.
Do your coke, just not with kids dipshit.
if you dont like coke, you have clothes like a dick head.
Yep, this would be why the only people who babysit my kids are old relatives... No teenagers are gettin' anywhere NEAR my kids until they're old enough to rat them out to the cops
I think it's more like all around failure..
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
Ayo for Yayo, walk around with yayo, all in my nasal, I must have been crazed yo.
that's awful....at least wait until you are done babysitting. You are responsible for those kids. I hope you cleaned off the book.
So now it is cool to supervise children while high? You should be really cool and call CPS.
it depends..did you offer the kid some? if not...bad babysitter. ..jesus you people are soooo uptight.
Probably not the most fun time to use your shit up, did the drip kick in while you cleaned up toys? That's a double waste of money. And to all of you sheep that posted THIS IS HORRIBLE in 20 different ways, when did this site before a forum for morality, or do you just like getting a bunch of thumbs up?
I've known serious cokeheads/addicts, and never have i ever heard one instance of someone blowing a line.
Well, maybe but you do have taste in books. Haha.
thats pretty sweet but hey why does everyone assume its coke. you can blow lines of oc and other drugs too. i just hate when people assume you did lines so its obviously coke.
def a good choice of book though to use! hell yeah!
Calm down, moral patrol! Since when is damn near anything posted on this site not somehow fucked up?
Seriously... No one cares what the fuck you obviously do to yourself, but when you are responsible for other peoples lives... That's really fucked up. Why in the hell couldn't you wait? Clearly You are a very shallow person. Get some help, please.
way more than the book, most people rail lines from a rolled up dollar, around 80% of bills in circulation have cocaine on them.
Best babysitter ever
Holy Santa claus shit this wasn't even that funny. It's horseshit like this that gets posted and not mine. Btw I'm sure u did that while bbsitting
I totally used to blow lines off of a hello kitty mirror while babysitting.
I used to do them off the "Living Sober" book, can't beat that. yeah some of you need to chill out.
If I could kill one person with my mind.. It would b you
To all the people saying lighten up - at least now we can weed out the unfit parents. I have no problem with drugs themselves, but doing them while responsible for children? Fail.
How's this a Bad Night again?
OP, good job, we need more babysitters like you.
You make me want to blow up New Hampshire.
I would guess not more than that book, 5:04
Why is everyone so serious! Mellow out a bit.
But I serial lol'd
wow, and this is why i will never let someone watch my kids!
No, going back and licking the remaining powder off the book equals bad baby sitter.
I think this is actually from the movie Thirteen... it may have been taken out of context.
All your dreams are made
when you're chained to the mirror and a razor blade.
at least it's not off the baby's boner
If i could ever find you... i would shoot you.
Why would you hire a babysitter who wasn't railed out?
I'm in love.
hahaha, yesssssss. doing coke while babysitting would be amazing. xD
I'd always get high before going ot shit with family, made it funner.
and didn't really effect the way I'd interact with children, I say go for it.
Best babysitter ever.
Wow, you deserve to be punched. Hard. God forbid something happen to the kid...
Stupid, who the hell would do drugs in presence of kids?! Those poor kids....
That book scares me when I'm high. I will never see the movie!