Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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