woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Sounds more like you were rejected after you drunkenly tried erotic asphyxia...
isn't that a level in modern warfare 3?
springfield missouri, more like hell.
@downtown no no no. You're thinking of Springfield Illinois