Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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